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| 03.01.04 (6:59 am) [edit] |
go to theartofwar.tblog.com to behold my project as it unwravels itself to the world of tblog.
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CHAPTER 4: STRATEGIC POSITIONS
(HSING) |
| 02.29.04 (12:31 pm) [edit] |
Master Sun said:
Of old the expert in battle would first make himself invincible and than wait for the enemy to expose his vulnerability. Invincibility depends on oneself; vulnerability lies with the enemy. Therefore the expert in battle can make himself invincible, but cannot guarantee for certain the vulnerability of the enemy. Hence it is said:
Victory can be anticipated,
But it cannot be forced.
Being invincible lies with defence; the vulnerability of the enemy comes with the attack. If one assumes a defensive posture it is because the enemy’s strength is overwhelming; if one launches the attack, it is because the enemy’s strength is deficient. The expert at defence conceals himself in the deepest recesses of the earth; the expert on the attack strikes from out of the highest reaches of the heavens. Thus he is able to both protect himself and to take the complete victory.
To anticipate the victory is not going beyond the understanding of the common run; it is not the highest excellence. To win in battle so that the whole world says “Excellent!” is not the highest excellence. Hence, to lift an autumn hair is no mark of strength; to see the sun and moon is no mark of clear-sightedness; to hear a thunder clap is no mark of keen hearing. He whom the ancients called an expert in battle gained victory where victory was easily gained. Thus the battle of the expert is never an exceptional victory, nor does it win him reputation for wisdom or credit for courage. His victories in battle are unerring. Unerring means that he acts where victory is certain, and conquers an enemy that has already lost.
Therefore, the expert in battle takes his stand on ground that is unassailable, and does not miss his chance to defeat the enemy. For this reason, the victorious army only enters battle after having first won the victory, while the defeated army only seeks victory after having first entered the fray.
The expert in using the military builds upon the way and holds fast to military regulations, and thus is able to be the arbiter of victory and defeat.
Factors in the art of warfare are: First, calculations; second, quantities; third, logistics; fourth, the balance of power; and fifth, and the possibility of victory. Calculations are based on the terrain, estimates of available quantities of goods are based on these calculations, logistical strength is based on estimates of available quantities of goods, the balance of power is based on logistical strength, and the possibility of victory is based on the balance of power.
Thus a victorious army is like weighing in a full hundredweight against a few ounces, and a defeated army is like putting a few ounces against a hundredweight. It is a matter of strategic positioning that the army that has this weight of victory on its side, in launching its men into battle, can be likened to cascading of pent-up waters thundering through a steep gorge.
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| CHAPTER 3: PLANNING THE ATTACK |
| 02.29.04 (12:30 pm) [edit] |
Master Sun said:
The art of warfare is this:
It I best to keep one’s own state intact; to crush the enemy’s state Is only second best. It is best to keep one’s own army, battalion, company, or five-man squad intact; to crush the enemy’s army, battalion, company, or five-man squad is only the second best. So we win a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; the highest excellence is to subdue the enemy’s army without fighting at all.
Therefore, the best military policy is to attack strategies; the next is to attack alliances; the next is to attack soldiers; and the worst is to attack walled cities.
Resort to assaulting walled cities only when there is no other choice. To construct siege screens and armoured personnel vehicles and to assemble all of the military equipment and weaponry necessary will take three months, and to amass earthen mounds against the walls will take another three months. And if your commander, unable to control his temper, sends your troops swarming at the walls, your casualties will be one in three and still you will not have taken the city. This is the kind of calamity that befalls you in laying siege.
Therefore, the expert in using military subdues the enemy’s forces without launching an attack, and crushes the enemy’s state without a protracted war. He must use the principle of keeping himself intact to compete in the world. Thus, his weapons will not be blunted and he can keep his edge intact. This then is the art of planning the attack.
Therefore the art of using troops is this:
When ten times the enemy strength, surround him; when five times; attack him; when double, engage him; when you and the enemy are evenly matched, be able to divide him; when you are inferior in numbers, be able to take the defensive; and when you are no match for the enemy, be able to avoid him. Thus what serves as a secure defence against a small army will only be captured b a large one.
The commander is the side-guard on the carriage of state. Where this guard is in place, the sate will certainly be strong; where it is defective, the state will certainly be weak.
There are three ways in which the rulers can bring grief to his army:
To order an advance, not realizing the army is in no position to do so, or to order a retreat, not realizing the army is in no position to withdraw—this is called “hobbling the army.”
To interfere in the administration of the army while being ignorant of its internal affairs will confuse soldiers alike.
To interfere in military assignments while being ignorant of exigencies will lose him the confidence of his men.
Once his army has become confused and he has lost the confidence of his men, aggressing from his neighbouring rulers will be upon him. This is called sowing disorder in your own ranks and throwing away the victory.
Therefore there are five factors in anticipating which side will win:
The side that knows when to fight and when not to will take the victory.
The side that understands how to deal with numerical superiority and inferiority in the deployment of troops will take the victory.
The side that has superiors and subordinates united in purpose will take the victory.
The side that fields a fully prepared army against one that is not will take the victory.
The side on which the commander is able and the ruler does not interfere will take the victory.
Thus, it is said:
He who knows the enemy and himself
Will never in a hundred battles be at risk;
He who does not know the enemy but knows himself
Will sometimes win and sometimes lose;
He who knows neither the enemy nor himself
Will be at risk in every battle.
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| CHAPTER 2: ON WAGING BATTLE |
| 02.28.04 (1:55 am) [edit] |
Master Sun said:
The art of warfare is this:
For an army of one thousand fast four-horse chariots, one thousand four-horse leather-covered wagons, and one hundred thousand armour-clad troops, and for the provisioning of this army over a distance of a thousand li, what with expenses at home and on the field, including foreign envoys and advisors, materials such as glue and lacquer, and the maintenance of chariots and armour, only when you have in hand can the one hundred thousand troops be mobilized.
In joining battle, seek the quick victory. If battle is protracted, your weapons will be blunted and your troops will be demoralized. If you lay siege to a walled city, you exhaust your strength. If your armies are kept in the field for a long time, your national reserves will not suffice. Where you have blunted your weapons, demoralized your troops, exhausted your strength and depleted all available resources, the neighbouring rulers will take advantage of your adversity to strike. And even with the wisest of counsel, you will not be able to turn the ensuing consequences to the good.
Thus in war, I have heard tell of foolish haste, but I have yet to see a case of cleverly dragging on the hostilities. There has never been a state that has benefited from an extended war. Hence, if one is not fully cognizant of the evils of waging war, he cannot be fully cognizant either of how to turn it to best account.
The expert in using the military does not conscript soldiers more than once or transport his provisions repeatedly from home. He carries his military equipment with him, and commandeers (yin) his provisions from the enemy. Thus he has what he needs to feed his army.
A state is impoverished by its army when it has to supply them at a great distance. To Supply an army at a great distance is to impoverish its people. On the other hand, in the vicinity of the armies, the price of goods goes up. Where goods are expensive, you exhaust your resources, and when you exhaust your resources, you will be forced to increase district exactions for the military. All your strength is spent on the battlefield, and the families on the home front are left destitute. The toll to the people will have been some 70 percent of their property; the toll to the public coffers in terms of broken-down chariots and worn-out horses, body-armour and helmets, crossbows and bolts, halberds and bucklers, lances and shields, draft oxen and heavy supply wagons will be some 60 percent of its reserves.
Therefore, the wise commander does his best to feed his army from enemy soil. To consume one measure of the enemy’s provisions is equal to twenty of our own; to use up one bale of the enemy’s fodder is equal to twenty of our own.
Killing the enemy is a matter of arousing the anger of our men; snatching the enemy’s wealth is a matter of dispensing the spoils. Thus, in a chariot battle where more than en war chariots have been captured, reward those who captured the first one and replace the enemy’s flags and standards with our own. Mix the chariots in with our ranks and sent them back into battle; provide for the captured soldiers and treat them well. This is called increasing our own strength in the process of defeating the army.
Hence, in war prize the quick victory, not the protracted engagement. Thus, the commander who understands war is the final arbiter of people’s lives, and lord over the security of state.
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| CHAPTER 1: ON ASSESSMENTS |
| 02.28.04 (1:13 am) [edit] |
Master Sun said:
War is a vital matter of state. It is the field on which life or death is determined and the road that leads to either survival or ruin, and must be examined with the greatest of care.
Therefore, to gauge the outcome of war we must appraise the situation on the basis of the following five criteria, and compare the two sides by assessing their relative strengths. The first of the five criteria is the way (tao), the second is climate, the third is terrain, the fourth is command, and the fifth is regulation.
The way is what brings the thinking of the people in line with their superiors. Hence, you can send them to their deaths or let them live, and they will have no misgivings one way or the other.
Climate is light and shadow, heat and cold, and the rotation of the seasons.
Terrain refers to the fall of the land, proximate distances, difficulty of passage, the degree of openness, and the viability of the land for deploying troops.
Command is a matter of wisdom, integrity, humanity, courage, and discipline.
And regulation entails the organizational effectiveness, a chain of command, and a structure for logistical support.
All commanders are familiar with these five criteria, yet it is he who masters them who will take the victory, while he who doesn’t will not prevail.
Therefore, to gauge the outcome of war we must compare the two sides by assessing their relative strengths. This is to ask the following questions:
Which ruler has the way?
Which commander has the greater ability?
Which side has the advantages of climate and terrain?
Which army follows regulations and obeys orders more strictly?
Which army has superior strength?
Whose officers and men are better trained?
Which side is more strict and impartial in meting out rewards and punishments?
On the basis of this comparison I know who will win and who will lose.
If you heed my assessments, dispatching troops into battle would mean certain victory, and I will stay. If you do not heed them, dispatching troops would mean certain defeat, and I will leave.
Having heard what can be gained from my assessments, shape a strategic advantage (shih) from them to strengthen our position. By “strategic advantage” I mean making the most favourable conditions (yin) and tilting the scales in our favour.
Warfare is the art (tao) of deceit. Therefore, when able, seem to be unable; when ready, seem unready; when nearby, seem far away; and when far away, seem near. If the enemy seeks some advantage, entice him with it. If he is in disorder, attack him and take him. If he is formidable, prepare against him. If he is strong, evade him. If he is incensed, provoke him. If he is humble, encourage his arrogance. If he is rested, wear him down. If he is internally harmonious, sow divisiveness in his ranks. Attack where he is not prepared; go by way of places where it would never occur to him you would go. These are the military strategist’s calculations for victory—they cannot be settled in advance.
It is by scoring many points that one wins the war beforehand in the temple rehearsal of the battle; it is by scoring few points that one loses the war beforehand in the temple rehearsal of the battle. The side that scores many points will win; the side that scores few points will not win, let alone the side that scores no points at all. When I examine it in this way, the outcome of war becomes apparent.
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SUN-TZU: PART I:
THE THIRTEEN CHAPTER TEXT |
| 02.28.04 (1:12 am) [edit] |
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This is the thirteen original (At least known to the western world and beleived) thirteen chapter of the Sun-tzu: The Art of Warfare chinese classic in militant philosophy.
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| new project: art of war |
| 02.28.04 (1:07 am) [edit] |
SUN-TZU
THE ART OF WARFARE
AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION INCORPORATING THE
YIN-CH’ÜEH-SHAN TEXTS
This is a project which I am also writing offline. I am using an English translation provided by Robert T. Ames. This blog project will essentially entail the entire texts of all known partitions of Sun-tzu: The Art of Warfare.
The contents of this project are herein stated:
Sun-tzu: The Art of Warfare: A Translation
Sun-tzu: Part I
The Thirteen-Chapter Text
Chapter 1: On Assessments
Chapter 2: On Waging Battle
Chapter 3: Planning the Attack
Chapter 4: Strategic Dispositions (hsing)
Chapter 5: Strategic Advantage (shih)
Chapter 6: Weak Points and Strong Points
Chapter 7: Armed Contest
Chapter 8: Adapting to the Nine Contingencies (pein)
Chapter 9: Deploying the Army
Chapter 10: The Terrain
Chapter 11: The Nine Kinds of Terrain
Chapter 12: The Incendiary Attack
Chapter 13: Using Spies
Sun-tzu: Part II
Text Recovered from the Yin-ch’üeh-shan Han Dynasty Strips
1. The Questions of Wu
2. [The Four Contingencies]
3. The Yellow Emperor Attacks the Red Emperor
4. The Disposition [of the terrain] II
5. [An Interview with the King of Wu]
Sun-tzu: Part III
Text Recovered from Later Works
1. A Conversation between the King of Wu and Sun Wu
2. Sun Wu Discusses the Commander
3. Sun Wu Discusses Deploying the Army
4. The Prognostications of Sun-tzu
5. Sun Wu Discusses the “Eight-Division Formation”
6. The Classic of the Thirty-two Ramparts
7. Han Dynasty Bamboo Strips from Ta-t’ung County
8. Miscellaneous
Index
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| Breaking The Habbit |
| 02.22.04 (8:52 am) [edit] |
Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
[Unless I try to start again]
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That i'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again
I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause i'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
Breaking the Habit
Tonight
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| a last for a long while |
| 02.19.04 (1:37 pm) [edit] |
I decided that I'd rather not blog unless it is a very important thing. That means I wont be logging anything on a daily basis and all my blog activities are no longer going to be done.
just a good reason is I never feel like i have anything imporant to say andI dont care about being popular online anymore. It's lost it's novelty I suppose.
-hugs 2 all-
lata
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| yawn yawn |
| 02.17.04 (9:57 am) [edit] |
goin to hang out wit jes today. she has no bf now so im free to cuddle her to death RAWR!
we must vacate our house march 2nd ..ick i hate being evicted.
I have to admit.. im one sexy puff :) puff of puffa burnin wicker chair.. hehe :)
I want to make sure i 'handle' her... not her 'handle' me.. she cant be allowed to feel like im using her... nope nope...
last rant: I want some porno..good porno tho, not that shittty kind online..i want some good porno...
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| I could get used to this... |
| 02.11.04 (11:26 pm) [edit] |
Well, since I got my new wireless keyboard/mouse setup i canthelp but lay in bed and use the windows based magnifier and lay baxor and laxor while in full control :-D heeheee.. oh welll.. anyway.
New color is blue. It matches my computer superbly now...i duno how long this will last but bleh, i like it.
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| Feb 7, 2004 |
| 02.07.04 (8:08 am) [edit] |
Danielle's birthday is in three days.
Four days after its Valentine's Day.
I hate that day, I've never been anyone's Valentine.
Today smells fishy.
Tommorow, its all good. Sunday rocks.
Music defines everyone in small, subliminal ways, eh?
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Synopsys of ...stuff. In point form, by mike.
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| A whole new look |
| 02.05.04 (1:52 pm) [edit] |
...I always liked red... so tell me people. .. what is this new simple look good for? meh i duno.
Im going to write a damned poem now so here we go.
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lies are truth
truth is face
face is joss
joss is luck
luck is rare
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| Always |
| 02.05.04 (2:39 am) [edit] |
Our relationship's song was this. And the last song i think i could possibly relate to her with is this song.. its name is always... ironic lol!
It expresses my feelings for her perfectly. It also explains why with me its always like a roller coaster...shed never understand me cos i ... i was and always will be a mix of everything :)..its kinda why she gets 2 completely diff perspectives of me!
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Always Lyrics
I hear... a voice say "Don't be so blind"...
it's telling me all these things...
that you would probably hide...
am I... your one and only desire...
am I the reason you breath...
or am I the reason you cry...
Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't get around you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...
I feel... like you don't want me around...
I guess i'll pack all my things...
I guess i'll see you around...
It's all... been bottled up until now...
as I walk out your door...
all I can hear is the sound...
Always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can't live without you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't get around you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I left my head around your heart...
Why would you tear my world apart...
Always... always... always... always...
I see... the blood all over your hands...
does it make you feel... more like a man...
was it all... just a part of your plan...
this pistol's shakin' in my hands...
and all I hear is the sound...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that i'm out the door...
and now i'm done with you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I love you...
I hate you...
I can't live without you...
I just can't take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I pick myself off the floor...
and now i'm done with you...
Always...
Always...
Always...
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| well, im back..lol who cares |
| 02.05.04 (12:42 am) [edit] |
Life is fucking crazy but here we are.
My current anthem is about nothing..god i need to upgrade my blog to look bit better. lol
I dont have any news.. i dont think i want to talk to anyone about anything anyway so...yea. well... anyway -grins- lifes ok...i guess... lol..duno wat to say but im back
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| oopz |
| 01.17.04 (9:10 am) [edit] |
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my bad lol...colors are fixored.
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| i cant put my finger on it but oh well |
| 01.16.04 (2:51 pm) [edit] |
here i am.
I spent the day with a girl i have a massive thing for last friday. God i want her.
her name is jesica and she has a damned bf. oh well maybe one day i will get to have what i want and if not oh well.
this isnt bout me getting wat i want or me crying my heart out that i dont got a girl who i secretly wanted for the last 3 years lol.
WE met at her (my old) hs and went to her place to drop off her bags and shit. I got to see her mom and sis and cousins. That was groovy and i like her mom. tho i know she think i want to get into jes's pants prolly. i do but only if i can hve her as mine.. lol maybe one day.
I like her mom and i need to figure out a way to make her like me hehe.
anyway from there we went to the mall and went body jewlery browsing hehe couldnt find the barbell i wanted so i we than took off and went for dinner at this joint called "licks" :)
omg their food is soooooo good. Worth every penny. I cant get enough of their burgers i might even go in and buy a box of their specialty burgers and take em home lol.
anyway! We ate and i reallllly wanted her.. i should stop gazing at her directly in the eyes cos its very inviting and not nice!!! hehe it doesnt spell out what I wanted to show her. That i wont jepardize her relationship. I want her but more importantly i want her to be happy and if that means i cant have her and i have to wish her well with her current relationship than i dont mind cos if she is happy..bleh im happy hehe. its a huge sacrifice but yea man i can fall for others... if need be.
we went to taco bell where she works to say hi to her inreceptive bf who only reminds me of a goat. he fucking put like 30 recipts into his mouth and ate them lol..wacky boy. anyway i was pleased to find out he is a die hard catholic and is very extremist. which leads me to beleive that they wont last toooo long hehe cos she isnt die hard and will quickly see the faults in being closedminded :)
anyway i dont care fi they make it but ide like to try my luck at making her happy lol.
we than went to see the last samurai..omg great movie! its one of my top 5 movies of all time.
i want to fuck cruise hard! lol -gows and fucks him hard- lol
-seraph
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| pussy pics..meow |
| 01.10.04 (9:19 pm) [edit] |
ok ok this is cassie! my favorite kitty kat eVER!!!!!!
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| Haiku. inspired by Ivy |
| 01.10.04 (2:14 pm) [edit] |
You bring out the most
vile anger I possess. I
hate the way you breathe
Fuel. The fuel that
I’m stoked with. I hunger for
it. Just one small taste.
Your mouthwatering scent
I lust for. To run my hands
through. I hate me. Yes
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| Less swelling.... |
| 01.10.04 (1:53 pm) [edit] |
Ok this is totaly unneeded but I think its almost worth it? Either way, I'm posting 2 new pics.
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| Mad World |
| 01.10.04 (1:42 pm) [edit] |
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places – worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere – going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression – no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow – no tomorrow
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it’s a very very
mad world mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday – happy birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen – sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me – no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me – look right through me
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it’s a very very
Mad world . . . world
Enlarge your world
Mad world
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This song is pretty depressing but its not gothic. Im sorry for those who like gothic music but I chose this song because when people/myself included read my blog, they should at least get a feeling of ME when reading/listning.
So I chose this song because you cant get further into my head with any other song than this.
-Seraph
ps i mite u-date my pics again cos those last ones looked scarey cos of the swelling! :(
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| rawr!!! im ...so unhot now lol.. |
| 01.08.04 (3:00 pm) [edit] |
i cant wait till i get my new black spiked barbell!!!!!!! -tears-
im only semi happy with what i have but i guess imgoing to give them to you and let you tell me what you think so-------...without adieu....
feast and than gorge than critisize and than cauterize :-D
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| top 10 , letzfuck |
| 01.07.04 (8:13 am) [edit] |
i hit the top 10 hottest blog on tblog. is that a sign for my unholy perfection becoming publicly known or am i just a fucknut?
i vote fucknut.
are you all with me or against?
Oh well. I am going to commemorate this honor by writing 4 sexy paragraphs for my sexy friends..and you too newbie. You know I want to straddle your minerals! lol
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codename part3
He could barely recognize her in the dark, her skin olive and smooth to the touch. Ayeeeah, he thought. Her jade gate is always so very inviting. He was handsome and Eurasian. Originally from Macao, he had a strange upbringing in a traditional Chinese family. His views on women were more or less dismal as he didn’t think them to be much more than good for sex and business, as they were always clever tradesmen, or women per say.
“Please, hurry.” She whispered as sweetly as a will ‘o whisp will whisp on a warm summer breeze. His pants fell neatly around his ankles which he expertly stepped out from. A stray hand had delicately made its way up her right, quivering thigh. It had crept upwardly quite lax until now, as he twisted his fingers around the silkiness of her panties. She abruptly gasped from pleasure as his index finger found her clitoris, gently rounding circles along her flesh.
Momentarily he was unsure of if to touch up on his cunninlingus or to play safe with penetration but her quick moans had aptly advised against anything drawn out. Her panties were off as fast as he had stepped from his pants and his hand at once recommenced its work, softly palpating along her clitoris. It was throbbing, pulsating in his hand as he inserted a finger gently into the soaking apex of her hips.
“Darling…” she choked out between the fervent kissing and the ardently enthusiastic moans. “I love you”. He repeated it to her softly, their lips carousing patiently; both knowing the final act was soon to pass. Her fingers crawling along his shuddering, war spike, teasing him devotedly.
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| a safe return from the abyss of reality |
| 01.07.04 (12:03 am) [edit] |
I am back. That is the least important thing.
Back to what? here? this ideal little god forsaken peice of dreamt reality. a livid place of nothing but brief and vivid thoughts with those who herald an electronic beat of life... blah.. fuck you all.. i hate this place but i missed it so much..... again. please....without delay. fuck yourselvess. ESPECIALLY you newbie.
-seraphic
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| Recipe: New Years Swank |
| 01.02.04 (1:37 pm) [edit] |
Ingrediants
- 3 hot girls
- 3 horny guys
- 1ounce weed
- 1ounce shrooms
- 1ounce hash
- Case of premium booze
- movies like joes apartment and carpool
- sex
directions
Gently stirr the contents and let bake. Do not over cook and mix in the alcahol slowly for flavor.
Once done, split into apetizing portions and serve.
Chef mike's recipe for new years swank.
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